This might be the shortest review of all time.
The box was pretty. It opened with ease. It smelled nice and new. I held the device in my hand. It was heavier than I expected it would be. It shined in the mid-day sun as I rode down the highway in the passenger seat of my girl's car. The wind from the open window blew the fine scent of new plastics around the car. In admiration, we both stared at the technological wonder. Traffic had stopped abruptly and she noticed just in time. We came to a quick, screeching stop. In the commotion, my hands exploded outward to protect myself... not my iphone. The iphone was ejected from the car and into standing water beside the highway. If the lifespan of my baby can be calculated from the time the box was opened until irreparable damage was done...
R.I.P. sweet, shiny iphone
11/13/2007 3:47pm - 11/13/2007 3:49pm
More destroyed at this moment I could not be.
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